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Name: Yoshio
Country: United States
State: New York
Birthday: 1/12/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: making the most random quotes at 3-5, Mathematics(yes, doing MATH), Music, reading, video games, sleeping
Expertise: Mathematics(? doing MATH that is), Music(?), Japanese, Being a FOB, random thinking, and now walking up and down hills fast.
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Member Since:
6/23/2002
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| Kind and Caring Story #2!!!!!
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oneday, Emiko, Billy, and Yoshio were studying in Yoshio's room
then Billy brings ELFudges to eat(kinda like Oreo's)
Kind and wonderful Emiko picks out one with 3 cookie parts and 2 cholcolate insides
Emiko: "OOOOOH does this mean I'm SPECIAL?"
Yoshio: "Yes.... kinda looks like a Big Mac yeah Billy?"
Billy:" Yeah it does it does.... you know what's a Big Mac is Emiko?"
Emiko: "No"
Yoshio&Billy: "WHAT?"
Emiko:".... OOOOOOH BIGGUMAKKU"
.......
ooh my god
oh my god
HOW FOB IS THAT?
AMONST ME AND BILLY
BEING THAT FOB IS.....
YES EMIKO, YOU ARE SPECIAL!!!
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| PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
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Recently overheard conversations all across campus:
Guy A: So... I hear the Haunt is having a really sweet band play on the night of October 21st.
Guy B: Lotus Project, right? I also hear all the cool kids are going.
Guy A: Yep, I also hear that if you go, you will be drizzled in so much awe that you will ace all your exams afterwards.
Guy B: I also hear that listening to their music makes you bench 100 lbs. more.
Britney Spears: I also hear that the Japanese guitarist in the band is crazy hot.
The message is clear. The Haunt. 10/21/04. 9pm.
Be there, or be torn asunder.
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btw I dun think I can spel
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| things to write things to write
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Billy being funny
1) goes to target, gets something, wonders what the price is, so goes up to those scanning thingies
tries tries tries....
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!"
2) playing vid games, and I tell him to look at this pic on my phone
"stttooooooop!!! I DON'T HAVE TWO EYES!!!!!"
3) talking to someone about turning on the air conditioner
"SHUT UP"-Billy
"you shut up ur wrong"-stranger
"SHUT UP YO UFUCKING BITCH! I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"-Billy
"noo"-stranger
"WHAT A BIIITCH!!!"-Billy
"u guys kno each other?"-Renoir
"no" -both Billy and the stranger
4) "isn't I nice?"
(Billy trying to convince ppl something about himself)
5) Billy hits his head aginast the wall a few times, and the 5th time it hurts him
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!!!
STPUID FUCKING WAAAAALLLL!!!"
hits the walla few times
life's too entertaining with him around
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JammiNori: yeah
JammiNori: i know
JammiNori: its like that here too
JammiNori: like
JammiNori: girls think its cute when a guy they like squirm when the girl punches him
JammiNori: but see
JammiNori: if i say its cute the way a girl squirms when i beat on her
JammiNori: people call the cops on me
JammiNori: the door swings both ways
JammiNori: but appearantly, its not ok for me to find girls getting hit cute
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